An Australian company is flogging bin chicken slippers at the perfect time.
It's totally natural to bust out your slippers and dressing gown around this time of year as we bid farewell to autumn and say hello to winter.
Some people absolutely thrive during our colder months and if you need a reason to get excited about single digit temperatures and shorter daytime then Grey Lines is here for you.
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The company is re-launching today (Wednesday June 2) and they have some goddamn epic merchandise.
While they are selling hilarious coasters, mugs, socks, books, and everything in between, it's the white ibis/bin chicken slippers that take the cake.
The unmistakable black bird's head adorns the front of these hilarious shoes and they're perfect for any occasion.
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Grey Lines writes: "Hello to the days of strutting around parks and ruining picnics in true bin chicken style. Your next Friday night is looking wild - you, plate of footy franks, glass of cardonnay, and your house trained tip turkeys."
A truer sentence has never been said: these bad boys will help you celebrate any night.
Another brilliant gift the company will be selling is the 'I can't decide what to eat' spinning wheel.
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It's a pretty simple gift and it will prevent couples and households saying back and forth 'I honestly don't care, just pick something'.
The wheel has pasta, Chinese, Mexican, pub feed, burgers, Thai, sushi and pizza and all you have to do is spin and then agree on what the needle settles on.
Grey Lines said the wheel sold out within minutes when it was first launched and they reckon it'll be hot property when they go live tonight at 6pm with all their offerings.
If those aren't your thing then Grey Lines will probably have something up your alley. It could be the personalised piñatas, the chicken nugget cook book or maybe the cob loaf bath bomb.
Featured Image Credit: Grey Lines/InstagramTopics: Australia