Person In Ritzy Melbourne Suburb Caught Pooing In Someone’s Driveway

Shocking footage has emerged of a person pulling into the driveway of someone's house, ripping their pants down and taking a massive dump.

The 'poo jogger' struck at a property in the ritzy Melbourne suburb of Brighton and the moment was captured by the homeowner's CCTV.

Look, we're not here to victim blame anyone but if you have your gates wide open then you're asking for trouble.

The camera footage shows the person casually stroll into the driveway before finding a seemingly discrete spot to just bend over and pop out a log.

Thankfully for the poo jogger, it doesn't seem to be one of those ones that goes on for ages and has a varying degree of consistency.

Judging from the quick movements, it appears it was just set and forget.

The runner pulled up their pants quickly, took a hot little glance over at their handiwork and then toddled off as if nothing ever happened.

You'd be hoping to hell that you don't run into a friend or someone you knew who would undoubtably question why you've just come out of someone's driveway on the eve of lockdown ending.

It's unclear really if this person was on a run considering they're wearing what looks like a motorcycle helmet and isn't exactly dressed like a runner, however I guess he moniker is easier to digest.

The camera's built-in display shows the incident was captured yesterday (October 21) just before 10:30am.

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In the hope of catching the poo jogger, the homeowner has posted the footage to Reddit's Australia and Melbourne pages and everyone has lost the plot.

One person wrote: "That's disgusting and also impressive. Some F1 pit crew tier speed." They're not wrong there.

Another user added: "I'm going to hope this is one of those mortifying experiences where they had no choice, and not her usual behaviour."

A third said: "The country is healing. This is how we know everything is going to be alright."

For whatever reason, it seems like Australia is home to a lot of people who have been caught doing this in public.

There was the infamous poo jogger that was seemingly terrorising the Sydney office of Roxy Jacenko's Sweaty Betty in October 2019.

The PR pro posted the clips of a blonde-haired lady jogging along, clocking her favourite spot, whipping her pants down and doing her business.

Ms Jacenko was, understandably, not pleased that someone had decided to use the front of her office as a toilet. To make matters worse, it turned out the lady had been apparently been doing it for the past three weeks.

Topics: Australia

Stewart Perrie

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