The Whole Of Sydney’s Eastern Suburbs Has Been Listed On S**t Towns Of Australia

S**t Towns of Australia has exploded in popularity for exposing some of the weird, gross and depressing things that happen in parts of the country.

It regularly ranks the worst places of a particular area or state, which often draws scorn from people living there.

While they're usually regional towns that get a serve, the Facebook page has gone in on one of the most famous places in Australia: Sydney's Eastern Suburbs.

Home to the likes of the golden sandy beaches of Bondi, Bronte, Tamarama and Coogee, the stunningly posh suburbs of Paddington, Vaucluse, Rose Bay and Woollahra, the beautiful Randwick Racecourse and NSW Golf Course, and everything in between; it seems like all that still isn't enough.

The S**t Towns of Australia page savaged everything to do with the Eastern Suburbs.

It wrote: "Sydney's Eastern Suburbs is home to some of the world's most iconic beaches-unfortunately, it is also home to some of the world's biggest d**kheads.

"Populated largely by the feckless offspring of investment bankers and property developers, the most popular activities in the Eastern Suburbs include taking Instagram photos of your açai bowl, working for your dad and claiming to be an 'entrepreneur' on dating apps.

"The average Eastern Suburbanite is easily identifiable by their gym-sculpted rig, a wardrobe slathered in Ralph Lauren Polo logos and a timepiece more expensive than a Campbelltown fibro."

The Facebook page trashed the 'world-famous Bondi Beach' for being nothing more than a 'flog-frequented patch of sand usually covered with pasty British backpackers sunbaking themselves to the colour of burnt bacon'.

Even the uber popular Sydney Roosters couldn't escape the criticism.

"While in town, watch the Sydney Roosters, who take advantage of their fans' natural proclivity towards financial fraud to be perennial contenders in the NRL (National Rort-the-salary-cap League)," the page said.

"Recently locals have launched a campaign to ban trains and buses from the Eastern Suburbs in order to cut down on the number of peasants who can freely roam their well-appointed streets. Who needs public transport when you have a Tesla powered solely by the owner's smug sense of self-satisfaction?"

Jesus christ. The burn is too real.

Judging from the comments section, people seem to overwhelmingly agree with the savagery and reckon the Eastern Suburbs deserves to be placed on the register of S**t Towns of Australia.

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Topics: Australia

Stewart Perrie

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