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Instagram Model Reveals Creepy DMs And Her Brilliant Responses

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Instagram Model Reveals Creepy DMs And Her Brilliant Responses

An Instagram model has lifted the lid on the tonnes of creepy DMs she receives - and her brilliant responses.

Paige Woolen has amassed 301,000 followers on her main account, where she shares typical modely style photos in swimsuits and the like.

And she has accumulated a further 72,500 followers on her 'dudes in the dm' account, where - as you can probably guess - she offers us a glimpse into the sort of sordid messages she receives on the daily.

Credit: Instagram/@paigeuncaged
Credit: Instagram/@paigeuncaged
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So if you're feeling brave, get your wellies on and come wade into the filthy mire.

One recent festive-themed missive read: "I like you how I like my turkey: moist, smokin’ hot, with big breast, lying on your back ready to be eaten."

Gip.

Thankfully though it seems Paige spared herself the full horror.

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She replied: "You lost me at moist."

Honestly though, it gets much grimmer than this.

Credit: Instagram/@paigeuncaged
Credit: Instagram/@paigeuncaged

The most recent message posted on the 'dudes in the dm' account reads: "So Paige. I just bought a blow up doll from Amazon and I printed out a photo of you and I'm going to tape it on then make sweet sweet love to you."

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Jeez. That should be a crime, right? That should definitely be a crime.

Paige replied simply: "I envy the person I was before I read this."

Think you can stomach more? OK, have a go on this:

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In a similar vein, another unsettling admirer wrote: "Hey Paige you accidentally blocked me on your main account.

"All I said is that if I were your boyfriend you would never have to use toilet paper because my tongue would do all the cleaning."

I think you get the picture now.

It isn't just a flood of pervy messages that head Paige's way though - she also gets a whole host of plain horrible ones too.

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One troll wrote: "I hope you have a son and I hope he gets bullied in school when other kids pull up your photos.

"It'll be your karma for being such a slut online."

Paige replied 'and I hope you get kidney stones', which the DMer said was 'too far'.

Hmmm, not sure you get to decide the bounds of acceptability after calling someone a slut and wishing for their kid to get bullied.

Explaining the inspiration behind the 'dudes in the dm' account on Lisa Ann's Dudes Do Better, Paige said: "I post sexy photos on Instagram in my bikini, etc, etc, and over the past couple of years I would always screenshot whenever someone would say something mean to me and I would respond back like making fun of them, or making fun of myself.

"At the very beginning of quarantine when I lost my business - I had a Pilates studio - I was sitting at my parents' house scrolling through my photos looking for a thirst trap to post.

"And I was looking through all these screenshots and I thought, 'These may benefit people, this might make someone laugh or make these girls feel less alone that constantly get bullied online.'"

Featured Image Credit: Instagram/paigeuncaged

Topics: Instagram, Weird

Jake Massey
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