Amazon Is Now Selling A Cocaine Snorting Santa Christmas Jumper Replica
People were confused as hell when they discovered that it was possible to buy a Christmas jumper showing a very merry Santa Claus sitting at a table with three lines of white powder.
Walmart initially sold the jumpers in Canada - however, when news of the product went viral online, the retailer pulled them from the shelves and apologised.
A Walmart spokesperson told LADbible: "These sweaters, sold by a third-party seller on Walmart.ca, do not represent Walmart's values and have no place on our website. We have removed these products from our marketplace. We apologise for any unintended offence this may have caused."
That decision left some people wondering where they could get their grubby mitts on one of those jumpers and it appears you can now get a near identical one online.
The day that Walmart revealed the item had been scrapped from their records, a jumper that is pretty much the same popped up on Amazon.
It's now being described as a 'Cocaine Santa' jumper that is 'perfect for cozy days with your family!' Umm... really?!? But if you think that's bad, check out the description by Fun Wear - who originally sold it via Walmart.
The company's description reads: "We all know how snow works. It's white, powdery and the best snow comes straight from South America. That's bad news for jolly old St. Nick, who lives far away in the North Pole. That's why Santa really likes to savor the moment when he gets his hands on some quality grade A Colombian snow.
"It's exactly what he needs to get inspired for Christmas Eve. The men's Let It Snow Ugly Christmas Sweater captures that moment when Santa is finally ready to enjoy that sweet, imported snow.
"It's also warm and comfy, so you can wear it any time the snow starts blowing this holiday season.
"Well, let's just say if you're going to zip around the world using flying reindeer to deliver gifts to millions of homes in a single night, you probably should expect some inquisitive aliens to eventually wonder how you can do it."
There were other jumpers listed by the company, including one depicting Santa with his pants down in front of a fire, with the caption 'Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire', and another that showed him sitting on the toilet.
Poor Santa just wants to spread cheer and joy.
Featured Image Credit: Walmart/Fun Wear