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Doctors And Nurses Reveal Most Embarrassing Sex-Related Injuries They've Ever Seen

Doctors And Nurses Reveal Most Embarrassing Sex-Related Injuries They've Ever Seen

There's no doubt about it - sex can give you some of the best times you'll ever have, but also some of the most humiliating experiences you'll ever endure. The latter is certainly true if you've ever had to explain to a team of medics that you've got a Crunchie wedged up your vagina.

According to NHS data in 2018, over 24 million people visited A&E across the UK, with 3.5 million of those being related to an intimate injury. Xstasy.co.uk decided to delve into these figures a little deeper.

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A Reddit thread was opened for people to reveal the worst sex-related injuries. Credit: PA
A Reddit thread was opened for people to reveal the worst sex-related injuries. Credit: PA

After analysing several threads on Reddit, they put together a number of lists including the 'top ten items used during sex that have led to an A&E visit'. Number one, surprisingly, is a... wait for it... computer chair. How many people are choosing to get intimate with a computer chair? And - much more importantly - why?!

Second on the list is a bowling pin (casual), followed by a lava lamp, toilet brush and jalapenos (well, that's one way to spice things up).

There's much better uses for those bad boys. Credit: PA
There's much better uses for those bad boys. Credit: PA

On a Reddit thread asking doctors and nurses to reveal the most embarrassing sex-related injury they've treated, one person wrote: "I'm an EMT [emergency medical technician] and one time we transported a lady who had 3 hot dogs in her vagina and they had been in there for 3 weeks.

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"She said it started to get a bit uncomfortable so she decided to call the fire department. Took a look and there was a rotting hot dog peaking through, like that scene from Role Models with Jane Lynch and the corndog."

The person went on to say: "She said she knew they were up there, couldn't reach them and figured they would come out on their own. I'm assuming there was something she wasn't telling us."

Hot dog, anyone? Credit: PA
Hot dog, anyone? Credit: PA

Another person commented: "My partner is a nurse, and has once had to extract a Crunchie (a honeycomb chocolate-covered bar) that got 'lost' from a woman's vagina. I do not envy his job."

Nice to be reminded what a Crunchie is, in among all that filth. Cheers!

Someone else said: "Had a older gentlemen come in to the ER around 2 AM for constipation. The Dr. ordered an x-ray per usual. Results come back... soy sauce bottle shoved up his butt. Dr. explained he would need to go to the OR [operating room] to get it out and he promptly signed out and left."

Can't imagine he was walking too quickly with that wedged up there.

Now let me just go and rock in a dark room and bleach my eyeballs while I try to forget that I ever read this stuff.

Featured Image Credit: PA

Topics: News, injury, Sex, Weird

Rebecca Shepherd

I'm Becky - a journalist at LADbible. I graduated with a First Class BA in Journalism before going on to cover criminal court cases, medical tribunals and breaking news for the national media - which inevitably and eventually became as glum as it sounds. Can often be found rocking a bag for life - which I made a 'thing' way before Rihanna. You can contact me at [email protected]

 

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