Jeremy Clarkson's Farm Targeted By Swingers
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As well as being the location for a popular TV show, Clarkson's Farm has seemingly been put to... erm, 'other uses' of late.
In a turn of events no one would have expected, swingers have reportedly been sneaking onto the huge property for secret hook-ups. Once again, for emphasis: reportedly.
As told by The Daily Star, people claim to have been staging secret meet-ups on the farm, without any security or guard dogs to stop them doing so.
The news outlet claims people have been posting on a 'members-only sex site' to brag about their escapades.
According to The Star, one user wrote: "Sneaked into Clarkson's farm the other week and did it on a tractor. Looking for local couples or single fems to join us."
A second is reported to have added: "I'm up for a meet and I'm a local to you. The security at this farm is Diddly Squat (see what I did there?) So I'd love to join you guys."
OK, so with the 'members-only sex site' not actually revealed by the news outlet, you may left with some quite reasonable doubts here - but the story isn't quite done there.
An unnamed 'swinging source' - this just gets more convincing by the second, doesn't it? - told the newspaper: "[It's a] massive trend in the swinging community to add extra kicks to meets by arranging them on celebrity land.
"Because Jeremy is so outspoken, a lot of them are saying what a laugh it would be to hear what he would say if he caught them at it."
Clarkson himself is yet to comment on the situation, unsurprisingly. Still, LADbible has reached out to Amazon Prime Video for comment.
Meanwhile, the show has been renewed for a second series.
The first series - which dropped in June - saw the former Top Gear presenter trade in expensive cars for costly sheep as he attempted to farm the 1,000 acres of land he owns in the Cotswolds.
The show received rave reviews from viewers and critics alike, boasting a 9.0 rating on IMDb - higher than the likes of The Office, Friends and Peaky Blinders.
Now, after countless calls on social media, it has been confirmed that the people will be getting what they want.
Clarkson previously told LADbible that he would do a second series 'in a heartbeat' and said he had some 'really good ideas' for a second series. Having been given the greenlight for season two, he said he was 'absolutely delighted' to be getting back together with the team.
Amazon Prime Video said: "Viewers can expect a deeper insight into another year on Diddly Squat Farm as Jeremy aims to diversify, expanding his limited agricultural knowledge under the watchful eye of his no-nonsense team.
"Tractor driver Kaleb, stone wall favourite Gerald, advisor 'Cheerful' Charlie, Jeremy's better-half-turned-farm-shop-keeper Lisa and many more.
"Series 2 promises to bring more laughs, triumphs and tribulations, and of course more farming faux pas, as we follow Jeremy & co on their agricultural adventure."
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