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Man Roasted For His Absurd Tinder Bio

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Man Roasted For His Absurd Tinder Bio

A man on Tinder is being roasted online for his self-assured bio, in which he brags about having sex with the 'most beautiful' people in the world, saying looks are 'by far a woman's most important asset'.

Writing a description for a dating bio is never going to be easy, given that you've essentially got to sell yourself without coming across too arrogant. Oh, and you've got to seem unique, too. But not too weird.

While many of us are probably guilty of holding back a bit to avoid making a bad impression, one man decided he wasn't too fussed about all that, and went all-out.

A screenshot of the man's profile was shared on Reddit, where a user wrote sarcastically: "Paul... a true keeper."


In his bio, the 41-year-old lists his job as 'telling other men what to do', with his interests including 'politics', 'surfing', 'outdoors', 'politics' and 'activism'.

Credit: PA
Credit: PA

His 'About' section reads: "I see average and ugly women everyday, everywhere I go.

"Why would I want to associate with more of them on dating sites? Please be an 8.5 or better!


"I've had sex with some of the most beautiful women in the world, so I kind of need something nice to keep my attention.

"In closing, looks are by FAR a woman's most important asset and any woman that doesn't get that is an idiot.

"Here's the math - ugly women = weak man, got it!"

The Reddit post attracted a lot of attention, racking up more than 11,000 upvotes and 1,200 comments.


Naturally, the conversation generally wasn't in his favour, with many people expressing their shock over his blue tick.

One wrote: "I mean... At least he's verified??"

Another replied: "Verified narcissist."

Credit: Tinder
Credit: Tinder

Someone else said they thought the profile must have been a 'joke', but a fellow Reddit user responded: "I thought the same but I saw he is verified. The only thing that made be believe this guy may actually exist."

Others noted that he can't have been having much luck with actually getting anyone to stay around, given that he was on a dating app.

Someone said: "Slept with some of the world's most beautiful women yet none of them have stuck around and he is on Tinder... That says it all to me."

One person agreed: "That was my first thought as well. Apparently he couldn't keep any of them lmao."


Another simply added: "What an insufferable human being."

Featured Image Credit: Tinder

Topics: World News, News, Dating, Relationships, Tinder

Jess Hardiman
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