Noah The Time Traveller Turns Out To Be Making It All Up
In news that shocks literally nobody, Noah the famous time traveller has come forward as a fake. That's right, the guy who appeared on Apex TV with a blurred face on numerous occasions, claiming he had seen the future and giving us an insight into what would happen is not actually from the future. Who'd have thought it, ey.
In an honest and open confessional video on Apex, 'Noah' has revealed the shocking truth behind his identity, and has let us in his trickery. The man, who may or may not be an actor, spoke in the video, which was released on Apex TV's YouTube channel.
The description for the video reads: "We were recently contacted by Noah the alleged time traveller saying he had to reveal something very big to us, so we met up in person for an interview as he told us this and revealed what he actually looks like.
"We've also received thousands of comments from you guys asking about when our next video with Noah will be and hopefully this video explains the delay between the next video.
"We at ApexTV want to be clear that this will in no way change the type of content we will continue to bring you. We have a bunch of upcoming videos of interviews with other people claiming to be time travellers."
The story goes that Apex TV believed that the time traveller was real - hence the totally legit lie detector test that you may or may not remember seeing.
In the video, Noah reveals that he didn't think he would be on the news, or that anybody would believe him.
The voice distorter then comes off, as does the pixelated face, and there we have it. A normal chap who is in fact not a time traveller, as he announces: "My real name is Jason and I am NOT a time traveller."
He goes on to say that he is a 'regular guy', who is unemployed and lives with his parents. He says that to anyone who took the video seriously, or anyone who was hurt (cue sincere look to camera): "I'm sorry."
Jase, LAD, we forgive you.
He continues, explaining that after he did the first video, it became an unhealthy addiction for him, and that at that time in his life, the only 'positive feedback' he got was 'from being this Noah character'.
'Jason', who we still don't have confirmation on whether is an actor or not, says he started to believe that the government were after him and that he could actually see the future.
He also details how he faked the 'lie detector' test; a combo of believing he was telling the truth, medication he was taking to be calmer, and the fact that the lie detector 'wasn't the best'.
Addressing the many people who have come forward to claim that they are Noah, he says: "I am Noah the time traveller."
So there we have it, we've been well and truly had.
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