People Are Confused By This Weirdly Sexual New York Apartment Listing

The original listing for a rental in the city has gone viral due to its unusually sexual tone, describing the pad as the ideal place to invite "dutty guests" to "romp & play, all night".

"And should you be lucky enough to be found, the two of you can retreat to the king-size bedroom where you both can romp & play, all night.

"Tired of playing with only the two of you? Well then, invite many more dutty guests to partake in communal games, held in your stadium-sized living room.

"However, be mindful not to let your guests stay past dawn though, else they'll be sure to be beamed at by glaring sunlight; not good for the walk of shame."

For those who are interested in this kinky little flat, it'll cost you a cool $2,500 (£1,912) per month - in other words, you're going to need your "naughty playmate" to chip in.

The online community certainly saw the funny side, with one commenter writing on Reddit: "I guess the adjectives of 'charming,' 'bathed in sunlight' and 'cozy' are done."

Another wrote: "Hmmm I guess they never read the NYC Safer Sex and COVID-19 guidelines."

A third suggested that the listing was posted as a joke: "Maybe one of the agents sent it to another as a joke, and they pasted it before actually reading it.

"Otherwise, I think I'd be too nervous of what a black light would find to rent that place!"

Despite the lighthearted tone, the original listing has since been removed and edited with a much more standard description:

"Stadium-sized living room, 4 spacious closets, A kitchen you can actually cook and eat in, Southern and Eastern windows, all about, Cheap. That's all, folks."