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South Korea Has Plans For North Korea If It Continues To Act Up

South Korea Has Plans For North Korea If It Continues To Act Up

Bosh!

Josh Teal

Josh Teal

South Korea has fucking had it with North Korea's shit and has apparently concocted a plan to wipe out its capital, Pyongyang, if it gives any tell-tale signs of a nuclear attack.

A military source told Seoul news agency Yonhap that every inch of Pyongyang "will be completely destroyed by ballistic missiles and high-explosives shells".

The reports come after a series of nuclear tests were undertaken by North Korea, the fifth of which was performed last Friday.

The United Nations banned North Korea from carrying out any missile or nuclear tests. But they forgot they were dealing with Kim Jong-un, who pays about as much attention to western orders as your mum does to the Atkins diet. [Editor's note: can the writer actually put this? Not sure. Hope that the audience get it's just a joke. Hope the audience doesn't take it personally. To be fair my mum doesn't pay much attention to it either. Nah, go on then, we'll leave it in].

The United States says it will follow any sanctions imposed by Japan and South Korea. Sanctions Pyongyang called 'meaningless' and 'highly laughable'.

However, the United States' special envoy for North Korea says Washington is considering taking action against Pyongyang, regardless of other influence.

"North Korea continues to present a growing threat to the region, to our allies, to ourselves, and we will do everything possible to defend against that growing threat," Sung Kim said.

"In addition to sanctions in the Security Council, both the US and Japan, together with [South Korea], will be looking at any unilateral measures as well as bilateral measures as well as possible trilateral cooperation."

That sounds pretty serious.

Featured Image Credit: PA

Topics: South Korea, North Korea