A travel firm in Japan is offering up to 40 people the chance to go on an overnight trip to a fancy hotel with a porn star.
Sakura Tourist, a firm based in Tokyo, is offering the two-day, one-night break that will send lucky punters to a hotel with a hot spring - and 25-year-old Shoko Takahashi as a guest.
For 129,600 Jaoanese yen (£890) fans of the star can sign up to the trip, which is seemingly inspired by one of Shoko's movies, set in an onsen or hot spring.
The name and location of the hotel hasn't been revealed yet, but it will feature a hot spring and guests will be given the chance to get photos taken with Shoko while in the spring pool - it's not been made clear what she would be wearing during the shoot.
Nowhere is it specified that any sexual activity will take place, but the price does include transport from downtown Tokyo, a room and all your meals - a pretty good deal, I'm sure you'll agree.
Guests will have the chance to take a minimum of three photos with the star, who will also sign autographs and - as though it's a favour to you - accept gifts. Bizarrely, the gift-giving comes with the caveat that guests are requested to not hand over perishable food items, so if you fancied showing Shoko the best Britain has to offer and presenting her with a steak bake, your dreams are about to be dashed.
Speaking of perishable food items, guests will also take part in a strawberry picking session (which sounds a bit like hard work to me) after which the porn star will feed the soft fruits to those on the trip. And to top it all off, there's a dinner party, presumably with Shoko as guest of honour.
The trip is planned to take place on 20 and 21 April, and comes with a warning - in English - that reads: "For operational reasons, those who cannot follow the instruction in Japanese cannot be accepted for this tour. Please understand this condition for your safety."
If you don't speak Japanese, it looks like it's somehow too dangerous to even attend... but is it worth it to quickly learn conversational Japanese in the four-or-so weeks until the trip, so you get the chance to pose with a porn star and hand her an over-priced airport gift-shop teddy bear?
Some would say yes.Featured Image Credit: AsiaWire
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