It's safe to say that people were pretty shocked when details of Shane Laurence Brennan's encounter on a train emerged.
He was minding his own business while waiting for a train from Port Kembla to Wollongong when a woman told him she was horny and asked whether he'd be interested in a bit of sex. It was 9.56am.
While he rejected her advances, she allegedly started masturbating while inside the train and eventually gave him oral sex.
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Their daylight tryst was captured on CCTV cameras and authorities were waiting for Brennan when he stepped off the carriage.
"I got a blow job on the train and I was rinsing my cock off," he allegedly told officers who met him on the platform.
Just so the facts are clear, he was cleaning his dick with a 2L bottle of Coca-Cola. Yep.
Brennan was charged with wilful and obscene exposure and offensive behaviour in a public place. He pleaded guilty in court and copped a AUD$700 fine. He was also placed on a good behaviour bond.
But when the story was doing the rounds on social media, a lot of people were asking the same thing.
Well, well, well, we can finally answer that question, Yes, she has.
According to the Illawarra Mercury, the woman, named Chantell Gordon, has been charged with obscene exposure and offensive behaviour. Not only that, but police have revealed she has quite the history with this sort of thing.
The newspaper adds: "Gordon is so familiar to local police it is alleged officers were able to identify her in a recent handbag stealing case from the victim's unfortunate yet detailed characterisation of Gordon as looking like 'a dirty old junkie hooker'."
When Brennan described the woman to police, their first suspect was Ms Gordon, according to court documents.
She was once caught having sex with a man in Port Kembla, again during daylight hours. When asked WTF they thought they were doing, they reportedly told police: "Just having a little fun before we die."
She's expected to appear in court next Wednesday.
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While Brennan's legal woes appear to be done and dusted, he certainly copped a battering from his girlfriend of 12 years and mother to his three children.
He told the Daily Mail: "I'm in strife. She's not happy.
"I didn't know they had cameras all throughout the train. She was the one masturbating. If she didn't offer me nothing I wouldn't have fucking done it. I can't help myself."
Apparently when his girlfriend confronted him about it, he told her: "It is what it is."
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Sources: Illawarra Mercury, Daily Mail
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