Donald Trump Destroyed His Expensive Steak With Lashings Of Ketchup
If you know anything about steak, you know that it is insulting to the chef to ask for it well done. The whole point of meat is for it to be juicy - if you can't handle it rare then at least get it medium-rare, or medium.
Now I know some of the guys here are going to comment, 'I have mine well done, you can't tell me what to do'. Fair enough, we can't. But it's just wrong. What are you doing? Sort your life out. You're a disgrace to yourself, your family, your town and life in general.
Not the actual steak in question, but probably not far off. Credit: Reddit
Potus The Donald likes his steak to be dry and tough - much like his skin. And to make things even worse, when he ordered a 28-day dry-aged steak at BLT Steak by David Burke in his own hotel - he asked for ketchup, which he then slathered all over his steak.
Loads of tomato and sugar detracting from the taste of the steak. Money can't buy you class.
It's not even on the menu - what guy asks for the waiting staff to go find some ketchup for his expensive steak? The steak sauces on the menu are bearnaise, au poivre and red wine - not even ketchup. This was a classy joint that served steak with a "Top hat" of foie gras and tarragon lobster fondue...
But ketchup? Is the President five-years-old?
People on Twitter were not impressed - and who would be? He's rich, he has his own range of Trump steaks and he has the palate of your grandmother.
Trump eating a well done steak w/ ketchup. Dawg...
WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED FOR AN IMPEACHMENT !?!
- André Leon Stalley (@PhreshTooDeaf) 26 February 2017
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so far, the ketchup-slathered steak is the only thing in trump's presidency that's been well-done
- Ben Wexler (@mrbenwexler) 28 February 2017
SPICER TO PRESS: "Supreme Leader Trump eats his steak well done because pink is a girly color and a sign of weakness. End of story." pic.twitter.com/mLEChIH2Y4
- White House News (@truewhitehouse) 28 February 2017
Steak is supposed to taste like a car tire! If you don't have yours well done then SHAME ON YOU!! SAD!!! #daytona500 https://t.co/zF2Y0KzM8Q pic.twitter.com/NDHNyuHztt
- Donald J. Trump (@ealDonaldTrumpp) 26 February 2017
The man really likes his fast food.
"One bad hamburger, you can destroy McDonald's. One bad hamburger and you take Wendy's and all these other places and they're out of business," he said. "I like cleanliness, and I think you're better off going there than maybe some place that you have no idea where the food is coming from."
Not exactly sure what he means but to be fair that bucket does look fucking incredible, and I haven't had my lunch yet.
In the meantime, here's how to cook a steak with a pitchfork.
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