Cristiano Ronaldo Poses For Changing Room Photo Showing Chiellini's D**k
2018 is a weird time in sport, first up we've got players having their own emojis, then we've got the bizarre obsession that modern footballers have with social media - rightly or wrongly - and now we've got the world's most followed person on Instagram accidentally appearing in a picture alongside one of his teammates' dick.
Yes, Cristiano Ronaldo accidentally exposed the manhood of Juventus and Italy captain Giorgio Chiellini in a photo taken and posted on social media. Straight onto the Twitter account of AC Milan's young defender Raoul Bellanova, to be precise.
I mean, once you actually see the picture you'll probably be more taken aback by the fact that he is standing in the dressing room next to a player from the other team who wanted a selfie with him after Ronaldo's Juventus side had just beaten them two nil.
Imagine being an AC Milan fan who has just watched their team lose to one of their great historical rivals, then seeing a young lad from your team having a selfie with the conquering hero of the other side. You'd be fuming.
That's even before you see Giorgio Chiellini's dick.
Obviously - and this will be a massive disappointment for those of you who just clicked on this to see Chiellini's cock - we can't show you the uncensored picture, but I'm sure you can imagine what might be going on in the background there.
It figures that someone might be wandering around in the nip, it is called the changing room after all. He's just played a long, tough game of football and is probably either on his way to or from the shower.
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The photo itself is supposed to feature CR7 and his adoring fan - the aforementioned Bellanova - but manages to capture perfectly the profile of the tough tackling centre back, Chiellini.
Anyone who has ever seen the decorated Italian defender play will know that he is not a person that you don't want to get on the wrong side of.
That said, anyone else who has seen him play will know that his positional sense is so good that he's really difficult to get on the wrong side of.
Perhaps the defenders in Serie A (Italy's top football division) should just try snapping a selfie with him in the buff before playing against him. It's got to be worth a try.
Having seen the picture, Giorgio has nothing to be ashamed of - as well as being one of the best defenders of his generation and captain of the most successful team - however you'd have to think that his teammate Ronaldo might have a bit of an apology to make at training.
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