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Good news, everyone. Despite the whole of the UK being in a constant state of political turmoil, Danny Dyer is back to save the day once again.
After wowing the Good Evening Britain audience with his cutting and insightful analysis of the Brexit proceedings, he is now back to give us his two cents on the current upheaval taking place in the government.
As you would expect, he cuts right to the core of the matter, running an acerbic rule over the whole debate and isolating the real issues.
We all know what he thinks about David Cameron after his last appearance in the political forum.
Dyer was interviewed by Big Issue and - befitting of the name - didn't hold back. In a remarkably sweary rant he cast his caustic eye over Brexit's poster boys, Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage.
Dyer said: "Theresa May, bless her, just got that job by default.
"Boris Johnson running around with his stupid haircut spouting bollocks.
"Young people look and think: 'If these are the people running the country, why shouldn't I go and loot and riot?'.
"They just don't give a fuck. This us against them-type vibe has got worse."
Wow, tell us how you really feel, why don't you?
He continued: "We are living in an age of food banks. How the fuck did that happen? Seriously."
Once again, David Cameron came in for a bit of flak. Evidently, Danny isn't happy with the outcome of the referendum on Britain's EU membership called by the former prime minister.
Danny ranted: "[Politicians] are floundering around. They have been given this thing called fucking Brexit because of one man.
"One man. Who we voted in to be our prime minister, who purely for his own ego decided to call a referendum just to get rid of Nigel Farage."
It didn't end there: "Farage, another prick in a suit who tapped into something - and I suppose it is that white working-class, middle-age man who lost his voice slightly.
"He tapped into what he felt maybe they wanted to say and twisted it. He got a bit of a following, so Cameron decided to call a referendum just to get him."
"Well, fuck you, Cameron you posh twat. Sorry. It backfired on him didn't it? And what does he do? He fucks off. He doesn't like the way it went, and he fucked off."
Bloody hell. If he wasn't in EastEnders he could have a decent future in politics. At least he doesn't take any shit.
Not sure what his policies on rural affairs are, but he can't do any worse, right?
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