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DIY Store Owner Shares CCTV Of Woman Taking Dump In His Car Park

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DIY Store Owner Shares CCTV Of Woman Taking Dump In His Car Park

***WARNING: CONTAINS FOOTAGE OF A WOMAN POOING IN A CAR PARK***

A DIY store owner has shared CCTV footage of a woman taking a dump in his car park. Watch here (don't pretend you're too good for this):

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Vaughan Colley, managing director of Building Plastics Wales, has remarkably seen his car park soiled by humans on four occasions. Yes, he's found person crap in the car park FOUR TIMES.

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He caught the latest dumper red-handed when he checked his CCTV footage - prompting him to spit his coffee all over the screen.

In the footage - which was recorded outside his store in Penmaen Industrial Estate in Pontllanfraith, at around midnight on Monday (17 May) - the woman can be seen handing her bag to a man, before running into the car park and crouching down behind a hedge.

The woman then pulls down her kecks and squats for a good 40 seconds or so, during which period the bloke was presumably having a good old think about whether he wanted to go home with her.

Thanks to the graininess of the footage, you can't quite make out the offending faeces she deposited, but that looks more like a poo squat than a wee squat, doesn't it ladies?

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That's besides the point though really, 'cause Vaughan spotted the smoking gun/steaming turd the next morning.

Like it was the most normal thing in the world. Credit: SWNS
Like it was the most normal thing in the world. Credit: SWNS

"I came in around about 6am and saw some poo in the car park - I honestly thought it was dog poo," the 46-year-old said.

"So, I went inside in the hope to get some doggy bags up to pick it up, but thought 'Hang on, I'll have a look who it was.' I thought it would be someone I've seen daily walking their dog.

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"I took a sip of my coffee then put my CCTV on and I saw two people walking down the road.

"I then spat my coffee out all over the screen."

I don't know whether Vaughan was trying to make this story funnier than it already is, but he certainly managed.

It's probably quite hard for him to see the funny side though, given that this keeps on happening.

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He said: "About a year or so in we found human poo in the dark corner - we weren't 100 percent sure whether it was human or not, but we rang the council and they cleaned it up.

"Then about two years ago I came into work to find one in the corner of the car park, it was a big one, a really big one.

"We had a look on the CCTV, it was a window company, someone got out a van, took a s**** and drove off.

Vaughan Colley spat out his coffee when he saw what had happened. Credit: SWNS
Vaughan Colley spat out his coffee when he saw what had happened. Credit: SWNS
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"I emailed the company - they sent an email apologising and offered to pay for the clean-up."

Vaughan added that during lockdown he caught another pedestrian using his car park as a toilet, in a similar spot to the latest culprit.

He's now decided to take further preventative measures.

He said: "I don't think it's legal - if a dog is not allowed to do it, I definitely don't think a human counts.

"They must love our car park. I've turned up the lights now opposite where she did it.

"So, when someone comes into the car park it will come on. Hopefully, it will make them think twice... Unless they have a fetish about it."

Cue huge influx of car park dump fetishizers.

Featured Image Credit: SWNS

Topics: UK News, Weird

Jake Massey
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