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Lad In Jail Snorts A Shit Ton Of Coke And Celebrates With A Maccies

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Lad In Jail Snorts A Shit Ton Of Coke And Celebrates With A Maccies

Hope it was cold.

I'm going to put this out there and say that although 29-year-old Dominic Usher may be a bit of a laugh for some, I hope I never meet him in public. Here's his mugshot so you, the lovely citizens of the UK and further afield, can also avoid him. He's from Nottingham by the way.

Credit: SWNS

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And, to be honest, this video of him in jail eating a McDonald's (pretty sure that isn't allowed), snorting a shit load of coke (probably not allowed), and filming it on a mobile (definitely not allowed), isn't going to do his chances of leaving jail any time soon any good.

Although he's clearly shit hot at Latin from his tattoo in the main pic, this behaviour is pretty disgraceful. Which is ironic. Latin lads and ladies will get the irony.

Oh, and just in case the keyboard warriors come out and say I'm bigoted or whatever else because I don't wish to frequent my time with criminals that clearly show no remorse for what they've done, he kidnapped a businessman and threatened to cut off his toes to extract money. As well as kidnap and blackmail, the lovely man is also in for arson and robbery. He left the 53-year-old man bruised at a remote farm. He was sentenced a week ago.

Not the kind of person I generally hang out with. Soz!

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Dominic has a cheeky sniff.

So he decided, while in jail, to show off just how much he could smuggle in and gallivant around with and a smile cheesier than the cheeseburger in his hand, while hanging out with his pals and Mr. Cocaine.

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Credit: New Today USA

He also appears to be have a pretty copious amount of weed.

'Clever' lad.

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A spokesman has said that since the footage has come to light, Usher has 'been stripped of his privileges'.

A Ministry of Justice spokesman said: "This behaviour is completely unacceptable. As soon it was brought to our attention, prison staff carried out a search of this offender's cell and seized a mobile phone.

"He has now been stripped of his privileges, put in segregation and faces a police investigation, which could lead to him serving extra time behind bars."

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So no weed, coke, phone, Maccies or anything else for this lad. Shame for him. Bet he still gets Sky Atlantic though while mine remains on 'can't get [fucking] signal'.

Words Patrick Hulbert Words by someone who doesn't want Dominic coming to say hello... ever. Malo Mori Quam Foedari.

Topics: Coke, Nottingham, weed, maccies

Patrick Hulbert
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