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Man Shares Some Of The Worst Job Adverts He's Seen

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Man Shares Some Of The Worst Job Adverts He's Seen

A TikTok user has shared some of the worst job adverts he's seen on the internet.

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He starts off by saying: "Let's look at some more crappy job adverts.

"This is beautiful. Full time permanent position at the top - because that's the best thing they can tell you about this job. It's full time, and it's permanent."

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He continues: "Here's another good one. Benefits - full company pension. We're in the UK, that's not a benefit, that's mandatory."

Another one has on site parking as a benefit, he says: "So you can drive to work and then when you get there, you can stay there."

He goes on to read out: "Starting pay of £8.72 - national minimum wage - to £9.72, dependent on size of the store, not how good the employee is."

Credit: TikTok/@reltubmas
Credit: TikTok/@reltubmas
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Another section says: "Job description - general admin support. What is my job? Oh you know, stuff."

It continues: "Good working conditions and rates of pay, for the right person. If you're not the right person, b**** you can work in the basement."

Job hunting really is a soul-destroying task and never was this made clearer than by a girl who had a joke name on her CV for months.

A man says trying to do a small favour for his job-hunting girlfriend ended up going badly wrong after a mistake meant she's been sending her CV out to prospective employers with the wrong name on for three months.

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And not just a simple typo, her CV proudly displays her name as Princess Banana Hamm.

That's probably why your job search hasn't been fruitful, hun.

He wrote: "This happened three months ago and we finally realised what happened today.

"One day while my girlfriend was at work, she asked me to go on her computer which was open at home.

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"All I had to do was re-save her resume in a new file titled 'gf's resume'.

"Simple right? Wrong... Whilst saving said resume, her computer thought it would be funny to change the name header back to the profile user name.

Credit: Reddit
Credit: Reddit

"PRINCESS BANANA HAMMOCK, which was then shortened to Princess Banana Hamm due to spacing.

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"Neither of us noticed.

"Fast forward to today, she goes to update her resume to apply for a new job and there it was.

"The bane of her existence. We both immediately realised why she hasn't been getting called back for any interviews."

Yep, that'll do it.

Featured Image Credit: TikTok/@reltubmas

Topics: Viral, UK News, Funny, tiktok

Amelia Ward
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