With Valentine's Day looming, your thoughts may have turned to finding love - but it's hard, isn't it? The whole dating thing, having to dress up and pretend you're a nice person for a few hours, watching what you say and do. It's tiring.
However, romance agency Original Dating may have come up with the perfect solution to help you find someone as terrible as you are. Next Wednesday (Valentine's Day) the agency has arranged a Cards Against Humanity speed-dating event at a London bar. What a time to be alive.
It's the perfect opportunity to see how far you can go with your dark sense of humour before you get a drink thrown in your face. But saying that, we can assume if they're going along to such an event then that they're as bad as you... surely?
On the night, 30-40 people (with a 50/50 split of men and women) will be clambering into a London bar where they'll be split into groups of six to eight to play a few rounds of the game, chat, drink and get to know each other.
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The game acts as a great way to break the ice - and also see who's on your wavelength and doesn't mind your terrible sense of humour - before you log on the next day and tick the names of all the people you'd like to see again.
If they also say they'd like to see you again, then you, my friend, have a match and you can go and arrange to see each other again. Love at first vile joke.
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There's also a free bottle of sparkling wine for the 'crudest team', quite the challenge. So even if you don't find love, there's a chance you'll get free booze, a winning situation all 'round.
Sadly, the event is fully sold out on Valentine's Day, but you can book for later on in the year, with events planned until June. The events cost £20 ($28) and are open for people aged 25-35. You can find out more or book here. Happy dating.