Bowling alleys remind me of every pre-teen birthday I ever went to, my first date with a real girl and a time when I let go of a ball as I swung my arm backwards and almost knocked out my brother.
Nowadays, bowling alleys are no place for innocence. There's no room for large parties of children being supervised by stressed out adults trying to find out who ordered the chicken burger and who wanted the nuggets. There's no room for playful flirting with your first love. And there's certainly no room for almost killing your brother.
These days, they're for graphic threesomes and graphic threesomes only.
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OK, not every bowling alley, just the PLS Bowling Complex in Stirchley, Birmingham. Bosses at the 'perfect place for kids' parties' have been forced to launch an investigation after a hardcore porno was secretly filmed there.
They've since pledged to leave no stone uncovered in the search for the culprits and vowed they were not at all involved in the filming of the video.
Hilariously, The Sunday Mercury, the newspaper who approached the venue's bosses about the video, was shown the video by a 'concerned parent'. I'd like to know how that concerned parent found the video but hey, that's none of my business.
I can only imagine some balls are getting polished in the above photo.
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After extensive research, I've been unable to find the video online but my efforts were hampered by my boss who kept walking behind my computer screen, so please do forgive me. I will be conducting further research when I get home.
All images credited to Birmingham Mail
Topics: Bowling, Funny, Sex and Relationships