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Guy Found Dead In Hospital Was Probably Whacking Off

Guy Found Dead In Hospital Was Probably Whacking Off

The porn was too much.

Matthew Cooper

Matthew Cooper

Live by the porn, die by the porn. That's the post-modern way to go.

And it's exactly what might have happened to this guy.

The NY Daily News has reported that a 48-year-old man was found about 10 a.m on Tuesday in a remote area of North Central Bronx Hospital. He was a member of staff at the hospital.

Police think the man may have died while masturbating to porn and they do not suspect any foul play. Apparently the man had partly disrobed and was watching pornography on a computer when he died.

via GIPHY

This leaves many questions: What porn site is good/shocking enough to send a man into heart failure?

Which porn star was he watching?

Did he stream his porn in HD like any respectable man in 2016 should?

Can the police send me the link over?

Words by Matthew Cooper

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