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Kim Jong-un To Launch 'Take Me Out' Style Show To Find His Spinster Sister A Husband

Kim Jong-un To Launch 'Take Me Out' Style Show To Find His Spinster Sister A Husband

Surely not.

Matthew Cooper

Matthew Cooper

Kim Jong-un is to launch a Take Me Out-style matchmaking contest to find a husband for his spinster sister.

Well that's what The Sun have reported anyway.

Kim Jong-un's sister is Kim Yo-jong and she's apparently North Korea's most powerful woman. She was elected to the state's powerful Central Committee earlier this month at just age 29.

I don't know what that means but it sounds important.

The Sun also added that her big brother, Kim, is looking for a spouse for his sister and will personally vet 30 likely candidates from the capital Pyongyang's elite.

Apparently the selection process will be similar to Paddy McGuinness' god awful Take Me Out show. You know, the one where orange personal trainers try and impress girls by picking heavy things up.


Credit: ITV

Because if there's one thing that impresses women, it's knowing that you could move their furniture about no hassle.

All in all, this sounds rather civilised for the man. Surely he'd be more of a fan of the Running Man/ Battle Royale approach to dating, where possible candidates fight it out with each-other. To the death.


Credit: TriStar

The regime had tried to find her a man in 2012 but no one lived up to expectations and the process is now to begin again after she was moved into high office at the 7th congress, which was held for the first time in 36 years this month.

Candidates must also be 5'10 tall, good looking and have served in the army.

North Korea truly is a magical place.

Words by Matthew Cooper

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