A man has been caught on camera walking into a sex shop in Las Vegas and nicking a 3-foot tall dildo.
The masked man's brazen robbery, which took place on 14 July, was caught on CCTV footage at Deja Vu Love Boutique in Vegas.
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In the clip, the man can be seen entering the shop, in broad daylight, before approaching the whopper of a fake penis and picking it up.
He casually puts it over his shoulder and makes his way out of the store.
The giant member, which is called Moby, is worth almost $2,000 (£1,500).
Speaking to Huffpost, an employee at the store said the man, whose face was covered, 'just picked it up and walked out with it'.
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After exiting the shop, the man got into his car and drove off with the item, which weighs a hefty 18kg (40lbs).
The store has shared the footage in the hopes of catching the thief and has even offered a $2,000 reward for information leading to Moby's return.
Surely it's not going to be an easy thing to hide if cops do come knocking.
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A spokesperson for Deja Vu Love Boutique told LADbible: "Sadly, the pandemic has encouraged even the scummiest of scumbags to steal the strangest products from innocent businesses.
"This landmark item in our store is worth nearly $2,000, so if you happen to see a 3-foot penis sitting around, please turn in the 6-foot tall dick who stole it."
Bizarrely, this is not the first dildo heist we've seen in recent years.
Last autumn UK cops announced they were on the hunt for thieves who stole sex toys worth a million quid from a lorry parked up in a lay-by.
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The van was parked up on the A43 near Broughton village, Northamptonshire, overnight on 18 September when the robbery took place.
Cops said they reckoned the robbers were likely to have struck between 1am and 6.30am, breaking their way into the trailer and swiping £1 million ($1,275,665) worth of imported stock before disappearing into the night with the goods.
The lorry was on its way to Rocks Off Ltd in Kettering, Northamptonshire, which, according to its site is the 'UK's leading sex toy manufacturer and designer' and flogs 'award-winning sex toys and adult pleasure products'.
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Featured Image Credit: Deja Vu Love Boutique