The Man With The World's Biggest Penis Was Offered Adult Film Role
You may remember that Mexican bloke, Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, who's famous for being the man with the world's largest penis - at a whopping 18.9 inches long. Need a little reminder? Here you go:
It was revealed that instead of getting a reduction in order to have a proper sex life, he decided to keep his full length. That's because apparently the levels of fame it brought him were more valuable than any sex life could provide.
But it also turns out that that having a giant dong isn't quite as lucrative as you might think, and Cabrera's penis is so unwieldly that he's had to register as disabled. He even has to rely on food banks and benefits from the government every four months to keep him going.
However, having originally said that his ginormous penis hinders his opportunities in finding a 'normal' job, there is one, quite obvious, line of profession that he'll be able to pursue.
The mysteriously-named 'YouPorn Guy', who brought the adult site into the world - and the infamous series of FakeTaxi, among other 'Fake' sites - was the first to suggest the direction Roberto could go in.
"We would fly him over to Prague and he can come see our doctors and nurses at our FakeHospital.com," YouPorn Guy told LADbible.
"We would make the scene quite comical, and would get a female doctor and two or three nurses all trying to have a go on it.
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"He would have the time of his life. Everyone would want to see the scene for sure - whether they would get off on it is another matter."
Cabrera had previously expressed interested in working in adult entertainment, so seems like this could be a good fit.
Unfortunately, though, Roberto's doctor is against the idea of him keeping his dick - which probably rules out his endorsement of a lucrative adult entertainment career with 'The YouPorn Guy'.
"We have advised him, 'Mr Roberto, the best thing for you is that the doctors give a normal shape to your penis so that it doesn't hurt you, in order to have sexual relationships, in order to have children'," Doctor Jesus David Salazar Gonzalez said. "But he doesn't accept it; he'd rather have a penis bigger than the rest of the people.
"In Latin culture whoever has the bigger penis is more macho.
"It's something that makes him different to the rest of the people and makes him feel special."
But it's okay, Roberto - since all this has happened it's actually been revealed that dudes with shorter penises make better lovers. So there you go, it's by no means the end of the world whatever you decide to do with all those 18.9 inches.
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