Conspiracy Theories Start After Someone Taped A Whole Chicken On To Aussie Train Machine

Check out this strange circumstance at a train station in New South Wales, Australia, where someone has craftily taped a whole chicken onto a Tap On/Tap Off machine.

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Not much is known about where the picture was taken, whether the chicken was still warm, how good it tasted, or what the intention of the 'artist' was.

But that lack of information hasn't stopped people on Reddit coming up with all sorts of theories about what it could have been. Many are debating whether it was a spur of the moment type job or if it was carefully constructed in someone's mind for a long time.

One person wrote: "I think he planned this for 10 years in his basement just to honour the dead of his parents who were murdered, but the murderer was never found. But there was only one clue: It smelled like chicken..."

Another hit back, saying: "You're assuming that someone came up with this idea and planned it - source a chicken, waited for the right time. Most likely someone had the chicken, saw the thing and thought 'why not'."

A third added: "Who TF is at their local train station and just happens to have a whole rotisserie chicken and packing tape? This was deliberate and pre-planned, and I weep for the perp if it was truly spontaneous."

One viewer got really specific about their analysis of the situation, writing: "This was no amateur. They knew to tie it neckhole to asshole because breast to breast would rely on the tensile strength of either the wings or legs, neither of which are enough to support a bird of that thiccness."

No words.

Some are even suggesting it could be the administrator of the parody Facebook group for politician Troy Buswell.

There were other people who felt like the chicken really missed its chance at being someone's sustenance.

One person wrote: "Imagine being born in a farm and live just to be served up for some cunts dinner but you end up cooked and strapped to a pole at the amusement of an upright walking monkey."

Unless we can get our hands on CCTV footage of the incident, we'll never truly know whether this was the work of someone who just wanted to watch the world burn, someone who thought it would be funny or someone else entirely.

There might have even been more than one person involved in this hackery.

Topics: News, Weird, Australia

Stewart Perrie

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