Hey, good news! If you've been following closely the stories of the various people who've travelled to the Sex Island parties in the Caribbean, and you fancy a bit of it, here's your chance.
There's another huge party taking place at the secret location island that may or may not be Margarita Island, near Venezuela, kicking off this New Year's Eve.
OK, so admittedly you've not got a great deal of time to get out there, and you'll need to have a decent amount of disposable cash to pay for your ticket and flights, but if you're wealthy and fancy a whole weekend of free drugs and sex, this might just be the getaway for you.
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Oh, and you get a round of golf thrown in too.
Yes, it'll be all luxury yachts and partying into the night for you if you've got a spare £4,600 and either no - or a very understanding - partner.
If this is your sort of thing, you'll probably have the time of your life. One man who went out there and kept a diary of his weekend bender said that activities such a 'strip tennis' and naked salsa dancing are commonplace (although he did also say that the latter was quite boring).
The man, who goes by the obviously fake name of Ryan, spoke about his activities and what he got up to. Of the first night's 'lesbian party' he said: "This guy called Samuel, the macho man in the group, got up and started having sex with the girls.
"Slowly almost everyone, including me, started having sex in the club. Huge orgy."
You get the idea. Basically, there was a lot of that.
One other person did attend the party and came back to tell his tale to the media. He was a 16-year-old kid who openly admitted that he was a virgin. Key emphasis on the 'was' in that sentence.
The boy, from New York, actually won his passage out there after entering a competition using his dad's credit card.
Needless to say, he had a great time. He even caught feelings for one of the women who are paid to work on the island. Of course he did.
He said: "It was incredible, so amazing that I want to cry just thinking about it. I had sex for the first time, alcohol for the first time and I did drugs for the first time.
"I was really nervous at first, but the other men did everything to help me and put my mind at rest. They became like a family to me.
"Every guest was allowed to choose two girls who would spend the entire vacation with them. One of my girls was called Andrea, and I fell in love with her. I want her to be my girlfriend, she treats me so well."
If all of this still sounds like your thing, what are you waiting for?
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And don't forget your golf clubs.
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