'Time Traveller From 2030' Claims He Knows What Happens To UK After Brexit
I'm not sure if Theresa May has time to trawl weird YouTube channels, but if she does, she may be disheartened to know that all the worrying and stressing she's doing over Brexit is for nothing. Why, you ask? Because a time traveller has come forward to say that the UK will rejoin the EU within 11 years.
Noah, who claims to be a time traveller from 2030, has spoken in a new video to let us all know what's about to happen in the coming years - so that's nice of him. He begins the clip by telling us that he's come back to tell us the truth, so we can assume this is 100 percent legit, yeah?
Speaking to time travellers' favourite YouTube channel, ApexTV, Noah said: "I have come back to tell you guys the truth and everything there is to know about the future.
"There's a lot for me to say. First thing, the United Kingdom actually comes back into the European Union."
The Brexiteers won't be happy about these predictions, Noah. Expect to find yourself barred from every branch of Wetherspoon's, mate.
He continued: "The thing about the European Union in the future is all the countries in the EU actually converge together into one giant country.
"The UK kind of acts like a district within this giant country.
"Yes, I am telling the truth. I'm not lying to you guys when I say this - the European Union actually becomes one giant country."
He went on to explain that in the not-so distant future there will also be a new global currency, which will, of course, replace both the pound and the euro, among others. Bad news for anyone working in a bureau de change.
Noah also has a stark warning for us all about climate change, explaining that it will 'significantly change' the temperature in the UK, and that it will hit third world countries the hardest.
He added: "Global warming is a very bad thing that we have, and I don't know what to tell you guys.
"You need to change something right now if you don't want the temperature and everything to change."
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