KFC is flogging an 11 Herbs and Spices firelog - ideal to warm your gaff while also wafting around the smell of fried chicken, and who wouldn't want that, eh?
The log, made by Enviro-Log, is on sale in the US and is made for fireplaces, firepits, bonfires, wood stoves and just about any other type of fire you don't mind smelling like the Colonel's secret recipe.
On Walmart's website, where it's on sale for $15.88 (£12), a description for the item reads: "Available for a limited time only! The KFC 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog from Enviro-Log is designed to make your home smell like fried chicken and feel as warm as an Extra Crispy drumstick at the bottom of a KFC bucket of fried chicken.
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"This covetable firelog is made from 100% recycled materials and is a great gift idea for everyone on your holiday gift list."
The description also comes with the warning that the log 'may result in a craving for fried chicken'.
It goes on to warn: "We know the firelog smells great, but please do not attempt to eat it. Please do not put your face directly into the fire in [an] attempt to smell fried chicken!"
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You'd really hope that would go without saying, but at least it's clear.
The log will release the familiar KFC scent once lit and will burn for around two-and-a-half to three hours.
Meanwhile, fried chicken fans who prefer the real deal might be pleased to learn that there's still a couple of weeks to get your filthy mitts on the KFC Double Down Burger.
The bunless burger features crispy bacon, melted cheese and barbecue sauce, all sandwiched between 'two succulent Original Recipe chicken fillets'.
It's basically a straight up bacon and cheese butty but with fried chicken in place of bread - what's not to love?
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The Double Down will be returning to KFC for the first time since 2018, and will be available at KFC restaurants nationwide and exclusively via Uber Eats until 15 November, so there's still plenty of time if you want to give one a whirl.
KFC said in a statement: "Goes without saying 2020 has been pretty fowl. We've all had a long, hard year... and it's not over yet.
"So over here at KFC HQ, we've been plotting and scheming - trying to find ways to bring a little joy to 2020 (it needs it).
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"And we reckon if there's one thing the nation has been chirping out for, it's the return of a legendary fried chicken classic.
"Enter KFC's Double Down - the iconic bunless burger of your dreams. For those in the back, it features crispy bacon, melted cheese and barbeque sauce, all sandwiched between two succulent Original Recipe chicken fillets."
The Double Down Burger is on sale for £4.99 on its own, or you can add a quid to upgrade it to a meal with fries and a drink.
