Like it or not, Christmas is just around the corner, Michael Bublé is getting ready to emerge from his cave anytime now and the Coca-Cola trucks are revving their engines.
So, if your thoughts have now turned to Christmas shopping then do I have the perfect gift for the special lady in your life? Yes. Yes, I do. Because top designer Saint Laurent is flogging these rather fetching cock necklaces and matching earrings. Lovely.
Imagine the delight on your mum's face come Christmas day when she tears off the paper, spots the fancy Saint Laurent box and opens it to spy these beauties:
The earrings, named Penis Dangle Earrings will set you back £215 and the matching Penis Necklace is an eye-watering £520. Both items are 100 percent brass - not one of your standard precious metals, but let's be honest, this isn't your standard piece of jewellery is it?
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If you fancy getting your mitts on one, or both, then you'll have to go in store, because they're not currently available online. I know, I'm gutted, too.
On social media, the interesting items are, understandably attracting a bit of attention, with one Twitter user posting: "I kinda like the YSL penis earrings, you know." However, others have accused the company of 'running out of ideas'. I'm not sure what they mean, I think they're a great idea.
Earlier this year, designer Fendi hit headlines with its own x-rated-looking item, although this time it was accidental, apparently.
The designer began selling this £750 scarf, which was quickly compared to a...well...use your imagination. The 'Touch of Fur' shawl set social media alight when people couldn't help but notice that it was a bit, vagina-ery, and you can see why:
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However, others took to Twitter to say that surely the designer was in on it, which is a fair point, because how on Earth could they have not?
Anyway, there's a couple of options for lovely Christmas gifts for the women in your life, so don't say I never give you anything.
Featured Image Credit: Saint Laurent