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Semi-Naked Man Pisses On A Passenger Before Starting A Brawl On A Plane

Semi-Naked Man Pisses On A Passenger Before Starting A Brawl On A Plane

An unruly, shirtless man reportedly urinated on a fellow airline passenger before instigating a brawl at 30,000 feet.

Of course, this sort of thing probably happens on a lot of budget flights from the UK to Sunny Beach between the months of June and September, but this situation was different.

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The incident took place on an Air Méditerranée plane, an airline which doesn't even fly to our beloved isle. We can't put this one down to good ol' fashioned British shit-housery.

During a flight from Paris to Algiers, Algeria, the man kicked off when cabin crew wouldn't let him drink booze or smoke tabs on the plane. Furious, he ripped his shirt off and pissed on someone. As you do.

A hero took this enlightening snap of the passenger being pinned to the floor, broken, defeated, in all his shirtless glory. If you look closely, you can see the man's skin has a fairly greasy sheen about it. Has this unfortunate plane pisser pissed on himself? Or is he just really sweaty from fighting with everyone on board?

I, for one, hope it's the former.

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In the man's defence, he might not have flown on a plane since 1988, meaning he could have been totally overwhelmed by the fact he couldn't smoke at the back.

The plane had been in the air for 45 minutes before the chaos ensued. Eventually the flight landed in Paris three hours late, having been diverted to Lyon.

Let's hope this gives David and Jerry Zucker an idea for a really great Airplane sequel.

Topics: Paris, Airplane

Matthew Cooper

Follow me on Twitter @c00pasaurus for sad short stories about attractive strangers I never spoke to on public transport.

 

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