Man Arrested After Fearlessly Throwing An Alligator Through A Drive-Thru Window
I get that going to a drive-thru is a needlessly stressful task. It should be simple but somehow your fast-food ends up being more medium-paced and the actual food itself will always be lukewarm, without fail.
It's at that point that my Mum (my mother still takes me to the drive-thru because I don't have a license) waits until she's firmly out of earshot of the employee and mutters something about them not even being able to serve you hot food.
That's usually as heated as the debate gets (still warmer than the meal though) but one man got so angry at a drive-thru worker that he threw an alligator through the window. According to CNN the incident took place at a Wendy's in Florida, obviously.
The site reported that the man was at the fast-food restaurant in Royal Palm Beach, when he took his drink and then stuck the three-and-a-half foot gator through the window as the server turned around.
"He's a prankster," his mom Linda James told WPTV. "He does stuff like this because he thinks it's funny." So the man wasn't actually angry at all, he just likes lobbing reptiles at shop workers.
He's now being charged with aggravated assault, something his mum can't comprehend.
"I don't even get that," his mom said. "Just a stupid prank that he did that's now turning into this. Stupid."
Alligators have lots of teeth Linda, you have to draw the line somewhere.