There's a house in Dallas, Texas, that's sick and lit fam. Sorry, that was me trying to be relatable.
There's a waterpark in the back garden and that is definitely something that I'm into. Who cares about the fact the house is bigger that the list of misogynistic quotes Trump lad has come out with? Who cares there's a DJ room and a waterfall knocking around? Who cares there's a garage that holds 10 cars? There's an actual attraction in the back garden and that's all I care about. And it can be yours for the equivalent of £26 million smackeroos.
That said, if I ever do win the EuroMillions, I probably won't purchase it, because I once stopped at Dallas airport and the staff were by far the rudest people I've ever met in my life. And George W. Bush is from Texas. Sorry, Texans, I'm sure you're mostly awesome, but first impressions and all that.
The 21,000 square foot mansion's interior is actually pretty rank if I'm being honest. If you have all of that money, you may as well waste it on bad taste. Excessively ornate, ostentatious and over the top décor makes it look a bit tasteless.
Here's a few picks and I'm going to do a Dion Dublin here and go all Homes Under The Hammer.
Yeah, that's just a tad over the top.
Marie Antoinette would be happy with this as her shag pad.
A very cool room to be fair, destroyed by whatever that wallpaper is. WTF - is that a mini-bowling alley?
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BUT I TELL YOU WHAT ISN'T OSTENTATIOUS AND OVER THE TOP AT ALL! THIS BLOODY WATERPARK.
'Nestled in the corner of the backyard, this traditional waterpark is a quiet retreat after a particularly busy day at work'.
Shit. The. Bed
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Don't forget it's on the market right now. Knock yourselves out.
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