YOU WILL NOT GET THIS!
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BUT ONE DAY!
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Yeah, this bad boy house is on the market. It can be yours for a cool £200 million.
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The mansion has broken records to become the world's most expensive one, and it has pretty much everything you could want.
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Take a look at this insane video here...
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It comes with seven full-time staff to cater to your every need.
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Outside it has an infinity swimming pool, and a kickass view of Bel Air. Yo, yes, Bel Air, LA!
Inside, there's a huge bowling alley, a massage studio, a Dolby Atmos Theatre and two fully stocked wine cellars so you can treat yourself to a glass or two of vino after a long day of enjoying capitalism and all it has to offer.
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It's not all about lazing around though, there's a state-of-the-art gym and your own private car collection valued at more than $30 million. Because of course it comes with free cars. The art lover can rejoice - not only is this house insane, but it has 100 curated art installations and an outdoor hydraulic pop-up theatre. Because you need your own pop-art theatre otherwise your richer-than-Midas friends will make fun of you.
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It has two master suites, 10 oversized VIP guest suites, 21 luxury bathrooms and three gourmet kitchens - so all the family could stay at Christmas and there's more than Monopoly to entertain them so you may even not argue.
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Unless they get competitive in the game room - in which case, just bribe them to be quiet with all the pick 'n' mix.
"I've travelled all around the world on a relentless mission to scout the finest, most original works of art to bring this four-level, brand new $250 million spec home to life," real estate mogul Bruce Makowsky told The Daily Mail.
He's said to have drawn inspiration from super-yachts - and that's the one thing this house doesn't come with - it's own yacht. C'mon Bruce.
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What else could you spend £200 million on?
At £250,000 per seat, you could take the whole family into space on a Virgin Galactic flight. Or, alternatively, you could send them into space and kickback on Earth and enjoy some quiet time.
You could buy Paul Pogba, twice, and get someone who is actually decent with the change, too.
You could get P. Diddy to attend every party you ever have - his appearance only costs £1 million per party.
You could buy 40 blimps - they're only $5 million. That would be pretty fun.
A lot of diamond covered teabags (not that type, you savage) - at £14,000 per bag that's pretty reasonable. Move over Tetley.
Words Laura Hamilton
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