Orlando Bloom has always kept a bit of a low profile on social media. He's had an Instagram account for ages, but it was private, leaving us to only wonder what kind of stuff he was posting. I don't know about you but I've lost sleep over it.
Anyway, Katy Perry's other half has now decided it's high time us plebs got a glance into his Hollywood life and made his profile public.
To show that he's a top lad with top banter he's posted a picture of a sex tape... check it out, it's some tape with sex written on it.
Enough of that, though, this is the sex tape we all want to see.
Bloom being taken to Isengard.
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Of course, we've all seen his knob anyway, after that paddle boarding picture went viral (and became scorched forever in my mind), which he also addresses on Instagram with a video of him running towards the camera (set to the theme of Rocky) with the caption: "When you are chasing the guy who stole your swimming trunks."
Fair play to being a good sport about the entire world seeing his third Legolas.
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