What time did you start drinking yesterday? I kicked things off with a nice, cold bottle of Bud shortly after midday and proceeded to get increasingly hammered from there. At the end of the day, tis the season.
But looks like my crimbo drinking patterns, and presumably yours as well, have nothing on Eastenders actor and full-time lad Danny Dyer, who kicks off his festivities with an 8am vodka.
Hearing about this, I surely can't be the only one who's reminded off this classic clip from early Dyer movie Human Traffic...
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Speaking to Channel 4, Dyer also
admitted that 'one of the first things' he does on Christmas
morning is to have the tomato juice and vodka drink because he thinks
it's 'sophisticated'.
"The missus expects it," he said. "She likes drink, too. I start at eight; is that early?"
Danny has also admitted that he once
gave his Nan £400 as a festive gift and she was not happy.
"I love my Nan dearly but she's
quite aggressive and a bit of a lightweight," he revealed.
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"She's only 4ft. I gave her money
one year and she said, 'what am I - a fucking charity?'. That's a
lot of money, 400 chops! She still took the money, though."
Danny Dyer: ever a fackin' legend.
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