Girl Gives Guys Wrong Number And They End Up Receiving Brutal Texts

'Right, I think I've got a shot with her. We've been dancing pretty close to each other all night. I think she's been looking in my direction. I saw her giving me that coy smile, although maybe she was looking at the guy next to me. Nah, nah, it was me I think, definitely me. Come on, come on, all you have to do is go up to her. Don't fuck this up, you can do this. You can do this. Right here goes...'

This is what I can imagine was going through the heads of a number of fellas who went up to a woman. She gave them a number alright, sadly for them it wasn't hers.

But these unlucky guys weren't the only figures of tragedy in this story. Because apparently the number she was giving out also belonged to some poor bloke, who it seems gets this all the time.

Unluckily for the lads sending the text, he had his own way of dealing with said desperados...

Number 1:

Number 2:

Number 3:

Number 4:

Number 5:

Good banter there.

What can we learn from their mistakes? Well I guess that life is futile and empty and if you are single then you will likely die alone. So don't try.

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Topics: Texts

James Dawson

James Dawson is a Journalist at LADbible. He has contributed articles to LADbible’s ‘Knowing Me, Knowing EU’ series on the EU referendum, the 'Electoral Dysfunction' series on the 2017 general election, the ‘U OK M8?’ series tackling mental health amongst young men, and for its ‘Climate Change’ initiative in partnership with National Geographic.

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