Lesbians Have Offered Advice On How Lads Can Step It Up During Sex
Right, listen up lads, according to stats as many as 1 in 3 women have trouble reaching orgasm when having sex, which means some of you must be letting the team down.
Obviously I didn't want it to have to come to this, but with so many terrible shaggers around I reckon it's time we started to think outside the box when it comes to making sure our girlfriends, wives and one-night stands have as good a time in the sack as we do.
I'm not saying you're necessarily one of the lads letting the side down, but even if not it's probably worth listening to this advice from lesbians about what women want in the bedroom.
The Independent has reported that gay women have five pieces of advice for straight men wanting to step it up.
First tip, communicate...
"As Cosmo notes, sex is a two-way straight. Ask a woman what she wants, and be vocal in return. Nothing's better in bed than all parties enjoying themselves. As Ali Adler, the author of How to F--k a Woman, notes, it's all about coming together."
Second tip, tell her you like her body...
"As Kate Moore notes on Men's Health, women spend their lives being told they are not quite attractive or sexy or interesting enough. "Try to feel alluring and sensual under those conditions." So if you think your partner is all of those things, tell them."
Third tip, help her relax without patronising her...
"As Zara Barrie notes on Elite Daily, nothing enrages people more than being told to calm down. The way to calm us down is by listening to us and being that nice, calm energy that balances our neuroses out."
Fourth tip, the litmus test...
"As lesbian author Adler tells Mic; the vagina never lies. If she isn't wet enough and she's telling you she's into it, that she's all ready for your fat wiener, she's a liar. You simply haven't done enough to get her going, or she's just not into you."
Finally, but most importantly...
"Everyone is different, as Katie Anne Holton advises a husband looking to better satisfy his wife, on Quora. Treat your wife like an individual who knows what she does and does not enjoy. Respect her words.
"That's the best lesbian advice I can give you. Treat the women in your life like adults who know themselves."
And that's all there is to know, so get out there and get porking.
Here's one final piece of advice to you mate, when she's lying there afterwards asking you 'where that came from', just whisper gently into her ear: "I got some advice off some lesbians on TheLADbible", mark my word she'll fucking love it.
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