WHY ARE BRITS SO UGLY?
This isn't just a controversial statement intended to provoke a reaction from you. No, it is also the first thing that comes up in Google's suggestions if you type 'why are Brits' into the search engine.
In all fairness, at least us ugly, fat Poms have a reputation for being good at cycling.
WHY ARE BRITISH PEOPLE SO RUDE?
Again, this is the top answer that comes up in Google if you type 'why are British people' into the search bar.
This one is pretty much a shitstorm of the highest order. Adding to us Brits' reputation for being fat and ugly, we can now add having terrible teeth.
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WHY ARE THE BRITISH SO STUPID?
This one is the top suggested Google search made by Germans about us Brits.
WHY DO WE CALL THE ENGLISH ROSBIF?
This is the top suggested search by people in France. The term rosbif means 'roast beef' and the reason they call us that is because we, rightly, love roast beef. It's also meant to be offensive. But, to be honest, I think we should wear it as a badge of honour.
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WHY ARE BRITISH PEOPLE CRYBABIES?
Apparently this is a question the Portuguese frequently ask about us...
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WHY ARE THE BRITISH SO DIRTY?
This is what the Italians think about us, apparently.
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So what have we learned from this? Apparently the whole world hates us and they think we're ugly with bad teeth. They also think we're stupid and dirty.
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Topics: Google