It's not good is it, the friend zone? Luckily a guy as handsome as me doesn't go there often, but I bet you've been there, haven't you?
Just there chilling in the friend zone at the party as she tells you how much like her brother you are. You laugh and laugh and laugh and you laugh through the crippling pain inside and then you smile at her as if to say, 'Maybe we could have something more, maybe I'm not your 'brother', maybe I'm the guy to hold you, maybe I'm the guy to neck you at the back of the cinemas watching some cheesy film or another, maybe I'm the guy to take you home tonight'.
But she's not looking at you anymore is she? She's looking over your shoulder at that guy. The one you'll never be. The one she's always asking you about. The one you hate because you know you will never get the girl you love. The one who will ultimately cause you to go home and cry yourself to sleep with doner kebab meat and Stella on your breath tonight.
But, it could be worse, at least you're not this guy...
Credit: Facebook
Advert
That's pretty brutal that. Incredibly brutal. You'd be a broken man after that. There wouldn't be anything you could say following on from that comment. The Earth would keep on turning, but your heart would be shattered into pieces on the floor. We feel your pain.
But he's not alone in the depths of savagery.
So take a look at this then...
Credit: Twitter
Advert
Could you bear that? To be the man she pretends to fancy for cheese on chips, or Nando's, or whatever else?
Or this guy....
Credit: Twitter/katara
Advert
Brutal.
So lads beat on, boats against the friend zone, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
Featured image credit: memecenter/HBO
Featured Image Credit: