Trying to get alcohol as a 17-year-old is a bit of a mission. Sure, some people manage to get fake identifications and you think they're some sort of gangsta underground guru for having one.
But it's hard to get a fake ID when you're the son of England's former set-piece taker and lobber of Neil Sullivan. It's hard to go underground when you have your own Wikipedia page.
Yep, Brooklyn Beckham may be Golden Balls' son, but he's still not above the law as he found out on Friday at the Apple Music Festival when he attempted to quench his thirst by ordering a cheeky pint.
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Brooklyn Beckham (centre), pictured last week. Credit: PA
According to The Mirror, he was with his mates watching Chance The Rapper at the Roundhouse in Camden.
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This is Chance The Rapper.
Over 18. Credit: PA
The person who served him allegedly said: "I know you, you're Brooklyn Beckham," and then made the son of a footballing superstar order a soft drink.
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According to a Mirror 'source', this is not in keeping with BB's typical ethical and moral values:
"He's popular at school, but he's not like a lot of guys his age. He's obsessed with his clean-cut image, and although some of his friends smoke and drink, he's completely against it.
"If a girl approaches him with alcohol at a party, he'll ask why she's drinking, and he doesn't want anything to ruin his career before it even gets started."
Well we have our own 'source' at TheLADbible who refutes this. This completely fabricated source said:
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'Brooklyn's always trying to go out on the lash. He's mad for vodka, smashing glasses and causing trouble. He's basically just one of the boys, smashed off his tits, night after night'.
'We think he probably spends most of his evening furiously wanking over hardcore porn. We checked his laptop and his last search was Japanese anal gape'.
'Bad lad. Bad, bad lad'.
So who do you believe?
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And back to the booze - born on March 4, 1999, the boy has still got five months until he becomes a man.
In the meantime, check out these deep Instagram images.
Artistic. Give this lad a photography contract. Credit: Instagram
He was a skater boy, barman said, 'you're still not getting a Tetley's, lad'. Credit: Instagram
'I'm getting paid so much money to wear this jumper'. Credit: Instagram
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