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It's not even Christmas yet, but have I got a present for you?
Thanks to Jesus and the way Easter falls this year, you can enjoy a full 18 days off by using just nine holidays. This means, potentially, you can finish on 13th April and not have to set a 7am alarm or see your boss' miserable face until 2nd May.
The breakdown is nine working days, six weekend days and three Bank Holidays. So, by booking off those nine you get to enjoy 18 sweet days of watching shit daytime telly/Pornhub. Or you could even leave the house, if that's what you're into.
And if being the most hated person in the office is your thing, you can do it all again at Christmas 2017.
Next year, once more thanks to Jesus, Christmas day is on a Monday. You can then get 10 days off by using three days' holiday. Book off the 27th, 28th and 29th December and you, my friend, can get on the sesh or spend time with your loved ones, whatever.
Time to get those holiday request forms filled in, guys. Unless you work in retail or the leisure industry, in which case, I'm really sorry, the days between 13th April and 2nd May will probably be worse than usual for you. I won't even get started on Christmas.
Ferris Bueller only had one day off and look how much shit he got up to. Imagine what you could do with 18. Featured image credit: Paramount Pictures
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