I've been known to get in one or two sticky situations in the past.
There was that iced bun once, and the superglue incident - what a laugh! Oh, and let's not forget the time I was about to get a parking ticket but I managed to drive away just in time. Mental!
What's that? This article is about a pair of adulterers who had so much sexy time that they literally stuck together (living the dream), and the whole village dragged them out of bed and they had to be separated by a witch doctor? Really?
A mixture of shame, sweat and swagger. Credit: CEN
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In that case, ignore that boring tripe at the start of the article. Let's dive into this mystery deeper than the lad himself. Crass. Sorry.
So we're in Kenya and the horny, marooned couple had to cry for help when they couldn't part from each other. So much suction that it actually hurt.
Local media reported that the husband of the woman, aware of the infidelity, had secretly given her a concoction prepared by the aforementioned witch doctor, which was supposed to get them into a sticky situation and prove their guilt. What the hell could that have been? Loctite super?
Are you ready to watch the most perplexing, bizarre, unfathomable video you've seen for a while? Ok, here we go...
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The witch doctor then separated them with this fucking monstrosity, after making the man pay a fine.
Is it just a massive pencil? Credit: CEN
And fancy having this lot looking at you when your Spiderman spunk is so sticky that you actually form a seal.
Watching. Judging. Casting stones. Don't knock it until you've blocked it. Credit: CEN
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