There are a lot of weird things about Tinder: the number of people who think tl;dr bios including that Marilyn Monroe 'quote'* is how they're going to find the one; how many people seem to think that going travelling is a substitute for having an interesting personality; the amount of users who think a blurry-as photo is ever going to get them laid; and pretty much anyone who's into using GIFs (the universal sign of a psychopath).
But by far the weirdest people you encounter on there are users who use wedding day photos as profile pics. I mean sure it might have been your big day, but 'wearing a wedding dress holding a glass of champers' hardly says you're over your ex and ready to move on.
To be fair, Mike, a married of two man living in America, didn't make the mistake of using his wedding pics on his profile. He did, however, make the mistake of somehow accidentally letting his wife know he was using the app.
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After she discovered he was using it, she decided to have a bit of fun and expose him for the cheater he was, before leaving him.
"Hey my name is Mike I'm married with two kids. I have a tiny dick that is STI-infested,' she wrote on the profile shared on Reddit.
"My wife found my profile if you can't tell and I don't know yet that she's talking on the phone right now with one of my girls and is leaving me.
"[He] doesn't give a flying f**k about anyone but [himself]."
The wife said he had been 'talking and cheating' with other women for some time and invited others to send him hate mail.
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Hell hath no fury, and all that.
*I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
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