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Doctor Pops Giant Cyst On Man's Arse And It Is Horrible

Doctor Pops Giant Cyst On Man's Arse And It Is Horrible

He hasn't been able to sit down for two weeks.

Claire Reid

Claire Reid

Once again Dr Sandra Lee, better known as Dr Pimple Popper, has come up trumps with this particularly horrific video. And I'm here just wondering why on Earth you clicked on this link...

Look at the size of this cyst. Look at it:

Credit: YouTube/Dr Sandra Lee (aka Dr Pimple Popper)

Jesus wept.

Anyway, our good doctor, who must have a stomach of steel, sets to work draining the massive swelling before cleaning it and stitching it back together.

The poor owner of the cyst told Dr Lee that he hadn't be able to sit down for two weeks because he was scared he would burst it.

He had previously visited another doctor who had biopsied the cyst, but hadn't removed it, instead leaving it to drain on its own - which clearly didn't work.

If you like being sick in your mouth you can watch the video here:

Credit: YouTube/Dr Sandra Lee (aka Dr Pimple Popper)

Dr Lee is all business when it comes to stuff like this. She can be heard saying: "I don't know if it's a cyst yet.

"Maybe I should cut off this top part first." And then the gates of Hell are truly opened because a load of yellow pus, mixed blood, starts to ooze out.

Honestly, if you can watch this you're a stronger person than me; I actually feel a bit dizzy.

Posting alongside the videos Dr Lee wrote that the area had swollen up two weeks later, but luckily for the poor dude they drained the fluid, found that it wasn't infected and he's all set to make a full recovery and finally sit down.

If you've managed to keep your breakfast down, well done. I see this as a challenge, so why not check out these other utterly vile things that your body can do to you.

Lipomas

These soft fatty lumps grow under the skin. They're caused by an overgrowth of fat cells and can pop up anywhere in the body that fat usually lives, commonly thighs, arms, bums and shoulders.

If they're small they can be left alone, because they're harmless. If they start affecting your life then you can opt to have it removed, which involves cutting the skin and removing the lipoma and stitching it up.

You can watch Dr Pimple Popper working her magic on one here, you sick bastard.


Boils

These little buggers can develop anywhere on the skin, but they're more likely to pop up when a hair follicle has become infected.

My mate got one in his beard once and I can honestly say it was the worst thing I've ever seen in real life, it was massive and he ended up just drooling everywhere for about three days.

My mate's was about ten times bigger than this. Credit: NHS

Over time pus forms inside the boil which make it grow larger and become more painful (my mate ended up looking the Elephant Man), in most cases the boil will eventually burst and you can clean it up at home without the need of a doctor.

However, if you get one on your face you will need to see a doctor because they can have additional complications.

Abscess

Ever had one of these? They're right next to 'stepping on a piece of Lego' on my personal pain scale.

Abscesses are usually caused by an infection, if you want to get very technical and absolutely gross. An abscess develops when white blood cells fire over to fight the infection, tissue nearby dies and pus is made. Delightful.

Credit: NHS

Small abscess on the skin might drain and disappear on their own, others will need antibiotics and/or draining by a professional. If you've got a dental abscess then you need to see a dentist, no ifs, no buts. But you'll know that anyway, all the screaming, agonising pain will tell you.

As well as the pain, because it's an infection, you might also be battling with a high temperature and chills.

They can also spread to other parts of your body and make you really ill.

Lovely, just ready for my lunch now.

Featured Image Credit: YouTube/Dr Sandra Lee (aka Dr Pimple Popper)​

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