If all you want for Christmas is a couple more inches, then you might want to consider a trip to Ghana, because this definitely-legit bishop reckons he can make penises larger simply by grabbing them. I've got a mate who can do that...
Daniel Obinim's growing popularity has been boosted by this video, which shows him performing the ritual on a bunch of eager men.
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He can be seen walking around a room and grabbing crotches like there's no tomorrow. Sometimes, he'll even give it a little shake. I think someone needs to make a bashing the bishop joke about now, don't they?
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And, ladies, don't worry, our man Danny isn't just a penis-grower. Oh no, he can also give you a bum like Kim K or bigger boobs, if that's what you're after. In fact, he goes as far as to say you should pay him a visit 'if you do not like the looks of any part of your body'.
Speaking on his channel, Obinim TV, he said: "What do you want that I can't offer? If you want big buttocks, I can do it for you. If you want big breasts, I can help. If you have a small manhood, I can change them all when I come to the spiritual realm."
This isn't the first time Daniel has courted controversy, according to the Metro. In August he was filmed whipping teenagers after accusing them of being sexually promiscuous, which is a bit bloody rich, if you ask me.
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