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Joey Essex Swears Live On 'This Morning' To Holly Willoughby's Dismay

Joey Essex Swears Live On 'This Morning' To Holly Willoughby's Dismay

This Morning TV duo Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield were forced to apologise on todays show after Joey Essex was heard swearing on the show uncensored.

The ITV daytime show presenters were talking to Gino D'Campo, following a link with Joey Essex.

But a technical difficulty meant that his mic was still on, with the former TOWIE star very clearly saying: "This place is a f***ing s**thole."

Holly and Phil quickly apologised for the profanity a few minutes later.

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Here's the audience reaction to the screw up...


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Offering an apology, Holly said: "If anyone heard what Joey Essex said, we do apologise.

"He didn't realise his mic was up."

Phillip added: "I didn't know he knew any words that big!"

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The Best Of This Morning

This Morning is known for weird stories, earlier this year a man described what it's like to live with an artificial member on the show.

He was born without a penis due to bladder exstrophy, a rare birth defect that means the organ formed on the outside of his body.

Andrew Wardle had previously appeared on the show to reveal what it was like to live without a penis, but after 100 operations, surgeons managed to craft him one.

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What's more, his girlfriend Fedra Fabian found out her boyfriend didn't have a penis after it was published in the newspapers, after nine months together.

Speaking to Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield, Andrew explained: "I knew it was going to come out, and when she was reading the newspaper the next day, I sort of said, 'Don't believe everything you read in the newspapers'!"

Speaking about it, Fedra said: "It was a weird moment, I was in shock.

"I didn't know how to react to it at first, but I was trying to be patient, holding back and asked a few questions."

She continued: "We got to a point where we almost broke up, but we said, 'Let's give it a shot, let's woman up, let's man up!'

"You find a way to get through it, we're best friends."

Credit: ITV

Andrew then showed his arm, where they'd taken the skin from to create the penis, which they "just need to switch on" for it to work.

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Showing his arm, Phillip asked: "Were you tempted to ask them to take any more skin from your arm?"

Laughing, Andrew replied: "They don't do sizes, You get what you're given!"

He then explained the hardest part of the procedure is going to be having a "two week erection when it's turned on".

And Andrew's not the only one enjoying the pleasure of a bionic dick...

Mohammed, The Ladies Man With A Bionic Penis

44-year-old Mohammed Abad claims to be living the bionic dream.

His eight-inch long schlong has been getting ladies into a tizz somewhat, it appears, with Mohammed claiming that over 50 women have asked for his services but he's stated that he works so hard, making him tired, so he can't satisfy their desires.

Credit: Barcroft

Mohammed lost his penis in a car accident as a child when he was dragged 600 metres, aged six, and lost his virginity at the start of 2016.

The security guard from Edinburgh broke his duck and got off the mark with sex worker Charlotte Rose, and has been inundated with requests ever since.

Charlotte Rose remains Mohammed's one and only. Credit: SWNS

Charlotte Rose. Credit: Barcroft

And although he is 'inundated with requests', he told the Star On Sunday that he's just too busy working and too tired to make good on the requests.

He said: "I get a lot of messages from women online who ask me if I will have sex with them.

"They've heard about my bionic penis and they want to try it out. They are all very intrigued and think I can make love for hours."

Credit: Barcroft

He also claims he's not had sex since his romp with Charlotte.

"It's not that I don't want to and I get offers, but I have been so busy with work. I work 14-hour shifts every day and by the time I get home I'm just too tired for sex."

Here is Mohammed talking about his penis on This Morning.

Credit: ITV/This Morning

Basically he presses a button in his testicles which takes fluid from his stomach. A separate button lets it deflate.

Mohammed's parents are currently looking for a suitable match for him. He said: "We're speaking to a few parties at the moment. I don't care what she looks like - she could be tall, short, thin or fat. I prefer personality to looks. My parents will find me a suitable match."

"My previous wife was very understanding about not being able to have sex - but of course it's a barrier. I can't wait to experience that side of things with someone I love.

"Even though I've not slept with anyone else I'm glad I've got the whole virgin tag off my back."

He then upped his banter another notch, stating:

"I'm not saying I'll be like George Best in the bedroom, but I'm much more confident."

Good on you and your magical member, Mohammed.

Main image credit: Barcroft

Featured Image Credit: ITV / This Morning

Topics: This Morning, Holly Willoughby, Phil Schofield

James Dawson

James Dawson is a Journalist at LADbible. He has contributed articles to LADbible’s ‘Knowing Me, Knowing EU’ series on the EU referendum, the 'Electoral Dysfunction' series on the 2017 general election, the ‘U OK M8?’ series tackling mental health amongst young men, and for its ‘Climate Change’ initiative in partnership with National Geographic.