Lad Finds Love After Texting Number Of Pub Toilet Wall Offering 'Good Shag'

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Toilet graffiti - an ever-present reminder of who 'wuz chillin ere 2k13' and an apparent Yellow Pages for anonymous men and women up for sex at the drop of a text.

But have you ever actually thought about calling one of the numbers scrolled at the side of the bog?

Well if you're single, maybe you might want to give it a try after you hear about this trucker who found love by texting a number he found scrawled on a toilet wall offering a 'good shag'.

The number had been written in the toilet of Mark Ellis' local pub in Brighouse by the woman's embittered ex.

Donna was the lucky lady to be texted. Credit: Facebook

But Donna Roberts responded to the 51-year-old's text, after he asked her: "Hi. What are you up to?"

Classic line.

Roberts, a legal secretary, was confused by how Ellis had found her number but the couple soon struck up a conversation and met up. Their love, like the relentless stream of piss against pub urinals, just went on and on from there.

Speaking to the Sun on Sunday, Mark said: "I was curious to know if it was a real human being. We still laugh about it."

The couple now have two kids, aged eight and nine. However, they are yet to inform the kids how their parents first met.

Roberts added: "I usually say that he texted me by mistake."

So there we have it, if you fancy a shag (or a long term relationship) maybe get down your local Spoons and get texting, lads.

Words by James Dawson

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Topics: Pub

James Dawson

James Dawson is a Journalist at LADbible. He has contributed articles to LADbible’s ‘Knowing Me, Knowing EU’ series on the EU referendum, the 'Electoral Dysfunction' series on the 2017 general election, the ‘U OK M8?’ series tackling mental health amongst young men, and for its ‘Climate Change’ initiative in partnership with National Geographic.

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