This Scan Of A Man With Chopstick Stuck Up His Dick Is Ridiculous

Here's my advice to all the guys out there: if you have a problem with your dick - if, for instance, it's causing you pain, or if it's an odd shape, or there's some weird fluid coming out of it, or whatever else there is that can happen to your penis - then go to a doctor.

Don't do what one Chinese man did and try to sort the problem out using a chopstick.

The man, who has been identified only as Chen, was too shy to see a medical professional after he began finding blood in his urine, so he turned to the help of a stainless-steel object he usually kept in his cutlery draw.

Apparently Chen thought: 'Hey, I guess this is a bit worrying this whole blood coming out of the part of my body that is most precious to me thing. The part of my body that I use to piss. The part of my body I use to shag. The part of my body I might one day use to bring life into this godforsaken world.

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'But hell, I don't want to go and see my doctor, that would be embarrassing, so I guess the only thing to do is get this metal chopstick and shove it right up my bell end. That will definitely sort the problem out and make my condition and general well-being move in a positive direction. Nothing could possibly go wrong at all here. No, nothing at all. Definitely not.

'So guess here I go. I am pulling down my pants, I am grabbing a good hold of my dick and I am pulling out these metal utensils usually used to assist me in the consumption of food. And I am ramming them up my member. And...'

Speaking to the Sun, Chen, who lives in East China's Zhejiang Province, said he thought his urethra was 'broken', so he inserted the tip of the chopstick into his penis to check. But after ramming the chopstick further down his shaft, it became stuck, and he couldn't manage to get it out again.

Hospital scans show the chopstick stuck in the bloke's body, before he underwent surgery to have it removed.

The operation was successful but Doctor Ruan Zhixian, who performed the operation, said the chopstick had reached the man's rectal wall, meaning it would have killed him if pushed in any further.

It's unknown if there will be any long-term effects for the injury and let's be honest, if there are he can only blame himself.

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James Dawson

James Dawson is a Journalist at LADbible. He has contributed articles to LADbible’s ‘Knowing Me, Knowing EU’ series on the EU referendum, the 'Electoral Dysfunction' series on the 2017 general election, the ‘U OK M8?’ series tackling mental health amongst young men, and for its ‘Climate Change’ initiative in partnership with National Geographic.

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