For our British readers that may not know what an Applebee's is, it's a bit like a Fuddruckers. If you're still struggling then I suppose TGI Friday's is the nearest comparison. Great comfort food for us, or, as it's known in the States, a staple diet (joke). Anyway, that's a small digression and tenuous link from this epic tale of woe that saw a married couple go from happy together to crashing and burning faster than a Tottenham Hotspur title challenge.
Luckily for us, the guy's mate live-tweeted the whole thing (welcome to 2016), all revolving around a little flutter and a bevvie or two. Enjoy.
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My advice would be to tell her and her dad to shove their views up their arses, personally, but there we go.
And enjoy the escalation.
Time to get the lads on the case.
And now it is time to kidnap him.
Lol at one comment below.
Oh pray, do tell...
Unless I've been skim reading and can't take any more of this, all he did was not tell her he gambled from time to time and have the odd drink, right?
So gambling pays off then.
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And below I don't understand what is going on...
Father is not pleased at all. Time for the old D.I.V.O.R.C.E!
Will she cool off? Are you still possibly reading all this?
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Let's skip forward a tad to Winston the dog.
So are we Lady Vader, so are we.
All seems a bit pathetic to me. Just a bit of gambling, but then again, I am a heathen who will be burning in eternal hellfire, so what do I know?
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Also, not gonna lie, I've lost the will to live uploading all this. If you've managed to read every word. If I've missed something, let me know in the comments.
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